January 28th, 2011:

• THING ONE: The commas there in panel five are to avoid garden path sentences, which would've resulted for more than a few people when they read "when he tries to drink the water moves". LINGUISTICS!
• THING TWO: Save your discarded hair... for SCIENCE.
• THING THREE: You can get signed copies of my new AND awesome book! It's for this week only.
  

  You can get the book signed to whoever you want AND you can specify what clothes you want T-Rex to wear. I WILL DRAW T-REX IN THE HAT OF YOUR CHOOSING. This is the future, and we live in it!

• THING FOUR: I'll be in New England this Saturday (tomorrow!) for this event, featuring video games! WILL YOU???

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 6th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 11th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 16th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option.
December 19th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: add one to the list of "continents or sub-continents i have embarrassed myself on", soon i will have a royal flush

– Ryan