What are the haps my friends

February 11th, 2011: While you might think the headline "Scientists discover how to make squids go completely berserk" is terrifying-enough as it is, the fact that they're reacting to a molecule that is probably also in HUMAN SEMEN pushes this story over the top into WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE territory.

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One year ago today: oh t-rex, shouting doesn't make you any easier to understand

– Ryan

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