NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
What are the haps my friends

February 11th, 2011: While you might think the headline "Scientists discover how to make squids go completely berserk" is terrifying-enough as it is, the fact that they're reacting to a molecule that is probably also in HUMAN SEMEN pushes this story over the top into WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE territory.


I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: oh t-rex, shouting doesn't make you any easier to understand

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out