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March 14th, 2011: Japan is still recovering from that terrible earthquake and tsunami, please consider a donation to the Red Cross (American, Canadian, British) to help!

Two more translations of Wednesday's comic! Daniel took Becky's Hebrew translation and touched it up some, adding in some common Hebrew colloquialisms, and then laid it out right-to-left, just like the language itself! AMAZING:

And Aonghus is a first-language speaker of Irish, and sent me the comic translated into that!

There's no word for "heteroflexible" in Irish so Aonghus got to invent it: "heitreasolúbtha", which he says "means heteroflexible, but also it means... something like heterostretchy", which is the best description for a sexual orientation I have heard in a whole month of Sundays.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: sometimes you need to look in the mirror and say "my friend, i won't talk about last week if you don't."

– Ryan

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