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March 29th, 2011:

Machine of Death, the basically-awesome book based on this comic that Matt, David and I put together has been doing really well, and we wanted to make some awesome things to go with it. So we did!

In a case of ideas bleeding into reality, there's now actual death-prediction cards that you can get! Free with any order from TopatoCo, which basically means free if you order anything from tons of awesome webcomics. If you don't want to order, we'll also trade you one if you send us a self-addressed stamped envelope with something neat inside!

In a case of taking something and making it Ultimately Classy, there's now a limited-to-300-copies Hardcover Collector's Set of Machine of Death, which comes with a gorgeous hardcover copy (check it out, it's so classy) an official, sealed-by-the-Ministry-of-Determination and ACCURATE Certificate of Predicted Death, and an embroidered iron-on Machine patch.

In a case of taking something and puttin' that show on the road, we're holding a talent show on April 26th, and we're looking for auditions. It will be great.

And finally, in a case of taking something and then selling it for less, the eBook version of Machine of Death is now on sale for $5.99, which is almost half-price! So if you haven't read the book, you have now a cheaper (eBook sale!) and also a much more expensive (limited edition collector's set!) way of getting it. WE HAVE YOUR BACK.


so pretty

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: ON THE OTHER HAND I WAS ALSO 99% SURE THAT BUTTERFLIES DIDN'T HAVE PROTRACTED DREAMS ABOUT BEING T-REXES SO HECK WHAT DO I KNOW

– Ryan

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