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April 5th, 2011: Some friends of mine (Bradshaw, Naseem and Connie!) made an all-dancing love letter to Toronto! I am in it, look for me attempting to dance while sitting down in a streetcar. :0

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: if you're unfamiliar with the concept of personal branding, it's like the personality you already have, only it's fake, manipulative, and everyone who is not in the business of selling personal branding finds it crass. OH YES I GOT OPINIONS. OPINIONS I AM NOT AFRAID TO EXPRESS IN A SOMEWHAT HIDDEN MEDIUM THAT ONLY SUPER ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT

– Ryan

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