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April 11th, 2011: Happy birthday to Emily Horne of A Softer World Dot Com on Sunday! We swam around in a hotel pool where you could swim from inside to outside if you wanted. WE WANTED.

This morning in my email I found that Emmett had sent me this song asking me to link to this video; they were both quite good so HERE WE ARE (note: serenading me with songs will only work this once, from now on I require robot suits).

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: based on the time when a bat smashed through my window, startling me from my dark musing

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out