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April 12th, 2011: Today I am going to Montreal with Joey; we're going to be the two classiest dudes on the train; if you see on the news "BREAKING: TRAIN MEN: SO CLASSY" then watch out because hopefully they are talking about US.


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One year ago today: professional-grade ultra sweet dudeness, do not aim at face, right here.

– Ryan

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