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April 18th, 2011: Do you have... TALENTS? I know you do; don't even try to play it off like it's not a thing.

We're putting on a Machine of Death talent show, and anything you can do in under five minutes that's even tangentally related to Machine of Death: we're interested in it. In fact, David put up a a video of his freestyle science and if you can beat that then you are IN. The details are on the Machine of Death site, and the deadline is April 20th, which is in two days! So I would recommend you Get To It and Put Something Together With All Haste, because the show should be... amazing?

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: it matches up so well that i'm kinda wondering if old-school vampire stories weren't really just jerks picking on the local OCD kid who only came out at night.

– Ryan

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