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April 25th, 2011: So last week I mentioned the Machine of Death Talent Show, and this week I get to tell you that it is TOTALLY GOING DOWN THIS APRIL 26th, ie: TUESDAY. TOMORROW. If you can't make it to the Hollywood show (The Fake Gallery, 4319 Melrose Ave, Hollywood) then we'll also be livestreaming it!

David's got more on it here, which includes highlights such as LIVE RAPS, an improv set, a reading from the book by Jesse "The Sound Of Young America" Thorn, and of course, the talented people who answered our call. You should come or if you're not in LA, watch it online tomorrow night! But if you're in LA I expect that you'll be there tomorrow night. There are expectations in life and this is one of them. The show is free and there's snacks and cake; I don't know what you're waiting for except the passage of time to get us to 8 pm tomorrow night! If it weren't for time it would be happening RIGHT NOW.

Here's the two links about the show; let's do this!


YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: i said to joey comeau, "what is the best date?" and he said "boobs." joey comeau, ladies and gentlemen. he lives in my roof.

– Ryan

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