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What are the haps my friends


April 25th, 2011: So last week I mentioned the Machine of Death Talent Show, and this week I get to tell you that it is TOTALLY GOING DOWN THIS APRIL 26th, ie: TUESDAY. TOMORROW. If you can't make it to the Hollywood show (The Fake Gallery, 4319 Melrose Ave, Hollywood) then we'll also be livestreaming it!

David's got more on it here, which includes highlights such as LIVE RAPS, an improv set, a reading from the book by Jesse "The Sound Of Young America" Thorn, and of course, the talented people who answered our call. You should come or if you're not in LA, watch it online tomorrow night! But if you're in LA I expect that you'll be there tomorrow night. There are expectations in life and this is one of them. The show is free and there's snacks and cake; I don't know what you're waiting for except the passage of time to get us to 8 pm tomorrow night! If it weren't for time it would be happening RIGHT NOW.

Here's the two links about the show; let's do this!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: i said to joey comeau, "what is the best date?" and he said "boobs." joey comeau, ladies and gentlemen. he lives in my roof.

– Ryan

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