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April 25th, 2011: So last week I mentioned the Machine of Death Talent Show, and this week I get to tell you that it is TOTALLY GOING DOWN THIS APRIL 26th, ie: TUESDAY. TOMORROW. If you can't make it to the Hollywood show (The Fake Gallery, 4319 Melrose Ave, Hollywood) then we'll also be livestreaming it!

David's got more on it here, which includes highlights such as LIVE RAPS, an improv set, a reading from the book by Jesse "The Sound Of Young America" Thorn, and of course, the talented people who answered our call. You should come or if you're not in LA, watch it online tomorrow night! But if you're in LA I expect that you'll be there tomorrow night. There are expectations in life and this is one of them. The show is free and there's snacks and cake; I don't know what you're waiting for except the passage of time to get us to 8 pm tomorrow night! If it weren't for time it would be happening RIGHT NOW.

Here's the two links about the show; let's do this!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: i said to joey comeau, "what is the best date?" and he said "boobs." joey comeau, ladies and gentlemen. he lives in my roof.

– Ryan

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