RECOMMEND T-REX TO... THE INTERNET:
What are the haps my friends


May 13th, 2011: I read a bunch of the submissions we've already received for Machine Of Death 2 yesterday and I am SUPER EXCITED about the book, you guys. It's open submissions - you should send one in! Writing stories is FUN


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: okay, fine, i'm sorry. here's an email with a png file attached; we cool?

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out