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May 25th, 2011: The American Museum of Natural History in New York City will soon have an addition to their gift shop, and I am super excited about it. Soon, after seeing the real dinosaurs, you'll be able to buy this guy from my store in their gift shop:

SO AMAZING. I am the excited one!!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: sorry if i insulted any non-rad fathers out there :(

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out