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June 1st, 2011: So I was going to have more written here about a Romeo and Juliet sequel, but it turns out it's already been written and it's a romance novel and it's AMAZING: Romeo wakes up in modern times (on a volcano) (in Hawaii), finds Juliet on IRC, but she's already with a guy named "Johnny Perfection"! But then Juliet and Romeo fall in love anyway and have cybersex and then reminisce about their past lives spent on oh I don't know ATLANTIS.

I am seriously considering writing a romance novel, I didn't know you could do that in romance novels.


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: is that me being bored at a table with flowers on it, yep, yep, yuss

– Ryan

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