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June 1st, 2011: So I was going to have more written here about a Romeo and Juliet sequel, but it turns out it's already been written and it's a romance novel and it's AMAZING: Romeo wakes up in modern times (on a volcano) (in Hawaii), finds Juliet on IRC, but she's already with a guy named "Johnny Perfection"! But then Juliet and Romeo fall in love anyway and have cybersex and then reminisce about their past lives spent on oh I don't know ATLANTIS.

I am seriously considering writing a romance novel, I didn't know you could do that in romance novels.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: is that me being bored at a table with flowers on it, yep, yep, yuss

– Ryan

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