NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
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June 1st, 2011: So I was going to have more written here about a Romeo and Juliet sequel, but it turns out it's already been written and it's a romance novel and it's AMAZING: Romeo wakes up in modern times (on a volcano) (in Hawaii), finds Juliet on IRC, but she's already with a guy named "Johnny Perfection"! But then Juliet and Romeo fall in love anyway and have cybersex and then reminisce about their past lives spent on oh I don't know ATLANTIS.

I am seriously considering writing a romance novel, I didn't know you could do that in romance novels.

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I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: is that me being bored at a table with flowers on it, yep, yep, yuss

– Ryan

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