What are the haps my friends

June 7th, 2011: You've checked all the rooms and locked all the doors? Terrific! It's not like a zombie could hide in the attic and now you've locked yourself in with it, right?

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One year ago today: anyway it was that guy from that one shampoo commercial they show

– Ryan

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