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July 4th, 2011: My brother's wedding was great! There was one tense moment when the caterer forgot that today was the day he was serving food, but he managed to pull it off and it was actually kind of amazing. So now there are no more single North boys! Sorry, ladies who fetishize a particular last name!

UPDATE: there are other families named "North" but WHATEVER


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: you can also cut out panel six for that mysterious air

– Ryan

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