July 5th, 2011: Malki has created some Machine Of Death shirts and posters! NICE

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: i think "ha ha, etc." is a great punchline indicator that goes woefully underused, ha ha, etc.

– Ryan