RECOMMEND T-REX TO... THE INTERNET:
What are the haps my friends


July 15th, 2011: It's Friday! How are you spending your weekend? Before you answer, ask yourself: wouldn't these plans be almost UNBELIEVABLY enhanced if you were sharing them with... a giant stuffed T-Rex?

I believe the answer is "probably, yes".


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One year ago today: backstory: facebook was a "social" "networking" website from dinosaur times. with it you could upload photos and other personal information that you never ever want deleted, no matter HOW MUCH you change your mind

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out