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July 28th, 2011: This comic also comes from SDCC, where Wes, David, Tony, Emily, Chris, Joey, Sam, MC Frontalot and myself spent time behind the table making fun of OUR VERY LIVELIHOODS. Consider this comic co-written by those brilliant talents, and all the best jokes came from whoever you like best on that list!

Here are the first two profession joke installments! Feel free to use them against/with whatever profession you wish; when others use them they are great for finding out what profession they dislike (you will be all, "Percussionists? Really?")


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: this summer comes a novel so terrifying you may end up in bed with terror, fully satisfied.

– Ryan

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