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July 28th, 2011: This comic also comes from SDCC, where Wes, David, Tony, Emily, Chris, Joey, Sam, MC Frontalot and myself spent time behind the table making fun of OUR VERY LIVELIHOODS. Consider this comic co-written by those brilliant talents, and all the best jokes came from whoever you like best on that list!

Here are the first two profession joke installments! Feel free to use them against/with whatever profession you wish; when others use them they are great for finding out what profession they dislike (you will be all, "Percussionists? Really?")

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: this summer comes a novel so terrifying you may end up in bed with terror, fully satisfied.

– Ryan

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