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August 3rd, 2011: I've moved to a new place, and I just wanted to brag that the other day I actually met my mailman and his name is "Q" and he's awesome. I've never known my mail delivery person anywhere else that I've lived but Q is great; I live in a place where I know my mailman and Toronto is secretly a small-town pastoral, don't tell anyone!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: for t-rex the difference between a "will" and a "final wish" is that the final wish is something you tell people well in advance but never write down. it is somehow the more legally binding of the pair

– Ryan

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