What are the haps my friends

August 9th, 2011: I don't want to alarm you but there has been serious scientific research into my premise of what happens when the earth stops spinning and everyone flies into a wall! Complete with MAPS:

Here's where T-Rex first proposed his movie, way back in 2004! FUN FACT: a few weeks after I wrote that comic, a local movie theatre had a "enter in a one-sentence summary of a movie you'd like to see here and win two free passes" contest, and I entered in T-Rex's idea, and won two free passes. That is what is called INDEPENDENT THIRD-PARTY VERIFICATION that this idea is awesome, THE END.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: guest comic: joel watson of!

– Ryan

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