August 9th, 2011: I don't want to alarm you but there has been serious scientific research into my premise of what happens when the earth stops spinning and everyone flies into a wall! Complete with MAPS:

Here's where T-Rex first proposed his movie, way back in 2004! FUN FACT: a few weeks after I wrote that comic, a local movie theatre had a "enter in a one-sentence summary of a movie you'd like to see here and win two free passes" contest, and I entered in T-Rex's idea, and won two free passes. That is what is called INDEPENDENT THIRD-PARTY VERIFICATION that this idea is awesome, THE END.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 6th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 11th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 16th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option.
December 19th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: guest comic: joel watson of hijinksensue.com!

– Ryan