August 9th, 2011: I don't want to alarm you but there has been serious scientific research into my premise of what happens when the earth stops spinning and everyone flies into a wall! Complete with MAPS:

Here's where T-Rex first proposed his movie, way back in 2004! FUN FACT: a few weeks after I wrote that comic, a local movie theatre had a "enter in a one-sentence summary of a movie you'd like to see here and win two free passes" contest, and I entered in T-Rex's idea, and won two free passes. That is what is called INDEPENDENT THIRD-PARTY VERIFICATION that this idea is awesome, THE END.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

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One year ago today: guest comic: joel watson of hijinksensue.com!

– Ryan