What are the haps my friends

August 22nd, 2011: This weekend I went with some friends to bet on the galloping steeds and kept picking the wrong horses with my dinky $2 bets; how am I supposed to become a gambling addict when I KEEP LOSING


Hey, my new book Romeo and/or Juliet comes out in less than a month! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. To celebrate - and to also convince you to purchase it! - I've posted the first page, and every day we vote on which option to follow. We're doing a LET'S PLAY ROMEO AND/OR JULIET and you should totally join us!

One year ago today: it's almost 2015, we need to get on the new sweet slang STAT. scratch that, we need to download some zero-day hi-rez slang broadband

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out