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What are the haps my friends


August 30th, 2011: I wrote this comic while stuck in 14 hours of traffic between Toronto and MA! Other things I did while parked in bumper-to-bumper in traffic:

  • Got angry
  • Got sad
  • Made peace with "emotions"
  • Bought a can of cola from a woman who set up a hand-delivery cola shoppe by the side of the road
  • Talked on a walkie talkie until the batteries died
  • Watched my wife walk to the car behind us where they were eating chips, and then she came back with a bag of chips
  • Got passed by someone walking on foot
  • Tried to guess wifi passwords of the houses we were passing; how is "homeiswherethisis" not unlocked by "theheart" or "yourheart", I ask you
All in all it was more fun than I could've reasonably expected!

IN OTHER NEWS:

Holy crap look what I made; I made the best poster:



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December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: this comic inspired by my good friend joey comeau, who when he lived with me was mr "candy and red bull for breakfast, candy and red bull for lunch, all-you-can-eat buffet of tummyaches, regret and recriminations for dinner"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out