NEW BOOK ALERT: William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark And/Or Other Stories!! AHHHH IT'S GONNA BE GREAT
What are the haps my friends

August 31st, 2011: So after the wedding I borrowed David Malki's iPad to do some important and serious research. Today on Twitter he posts Hmm it seems SOMEONE added articles to my Instapaper when they borrowed my iPad (picture included) and then WHO IN THE WORLD COULD IT HAVE BEEN (again, with picture). If only I could've avoided leaving my calling card (links to myself) then he could've learnt about fat horses without knowing who gave him this great gift!!

PS: I would like to point out that in those pictures David has ALREADY visited "fat_horse2.jpg", "Fat_Muscle_Horse_by_Big_Wolf.jpg" and "Mixed chubbies at"; take from that what you will


Holy crap I think I made the best poster:


I'm writing a book and could use your support in making it super awesome! It's called William Shakespeare Punches A Friggin' Shark and it's a choose-your-own path SHAKESPEARE ADVENTURE. And it's being illustrated by 100% amazing people!!

One year ago today: the sinister forces that control the world are actually just one super needy guy

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out