August 31st, 2011
does anything in the universe have a perfect 0 chance of killing you? for that to be true, there would have to be something in the universe with a perfect 0 chance of you ever trying to stuff it into your mouth and swallow it whole, and we ought to be serious here.
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The haps: So after the wedding I borrowed David Malki's iPad to do some important and serious research. Today on Twitter he posts Hmm it seems SOMEONE added articles to my Instapaper when they borrowed my iPad (picture included) and then WHO IN THE WORLD COULD IT HAVE BEEN (again, with picture). If only I could've avoided leaving my calling card (links to myself) then he could've learnt about fat horses without knowing who gave him this great gift!!

PS: I would like to point out that in those pictures David has ALREADY visited "fat_horse2.jpg", "Fat_Muscle_Horse_by_Big_Wolf.jpg" and "Mixed chubbies at Fat-Animals.com"; take from that what you will

IN OTHER NEWS:

Holy crap I think I made the best poster:



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