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September 1st, 2011: Unrelated to all of this: did you know that Mozart wrote a song called "Lick me in the ass," K. 231 (K6 382c), for six voices? He followed that up with "Lick me in the ass right well and clean," K. 233 (K6 382d). All this and more is available on the Wikipedia page called Mozart and scatology, a page I truly wish I'd seen when I was dating a musician.

Wikipedia also notes that "The scatological letters and compositions, encountered by modern people, have produced bafflement [and] concern". Mozart how did you get to be so awesome?

IN OTHER NEWS:

Holy crap I think I made the best poster:




YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: If not that many guests show up, it MAY end up just being a fourgy.

– Ryan

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