September 6th, 2011: Did everyone have a good weekend? Listen: I went to a party where I wore a bathrobe's belt as a tie, and then I found a creepy camouflaged tarp tent in the woods surrounded by bones. One year ago today: SPOILER ALERT: this comic starts with the words "HOW TO NETWORK" – Ryan
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
One year ago today: SPOILER ALERT: this comic starts with the words "HOW TO NETWORK"