September 16th, 2011: If you don't think this ghost story is scary enough, just focus a bit more on the THOUSANDS OF GHOST SPIDERS CRAWLING ALL OVER YOU EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY OH NO IS YOUR MOUTH OPEN

OH NO I THINK THEY'RE CRAWLING IN YOUR MOUTH

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 3rd: Last day for international (non-US!) orders!
December 9th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 16th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or UPS Ground!
December 20th: Only super express options work!
AFTERWARDS: ALL DEADLINES HAVE PASSED, ALL THAT REMAINS IS REGRET

You and yours may DEFINITELY enjoy these items!!

One year ago today: guest comic by Lore Sjöberg of badgods.com!

– Ryan