September 16th, 2011: If you don't think this ghost story is scary enough, just focus a bit more on the THOUSANDS OF GHOST SPIDERS CRAWLING ALL OVER YOU EVERY SECOND OF EVERY DAY OH NO IS YOUR MOUTH OPEN
One year ago today: guest comic by Lore Sjöberg of badgods.com! – Ryan
OH NO I THINK THEY'RE CRAWLING IN YOUR MOUTH
December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe. December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January. December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL. December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)
One year ago today: guest comic by Lore Sjöberg of badgods.com!