September 27th, 2011: Here is a quality music video about DINOSAURS and animated pop-up book style! And here is an animated gif of Riker playing trombone. Aren't you glad you kept reading after the comic was over? This text here totally has your back! Yay us!

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...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: anyone who says they never tell a lie is lying to themselves at a preconscious level as their brain delays and misrepresents asynchronous inputs as a time-consistent stream. THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT

– Ryan