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September 27th, 2011: Here is a quality music video about DINOSAURS and animated pop-up book style! And here is an animated gif of Riker playing trombone. Aren't you glad you kept reading after the comic was over? This text here totally has your back! Yay us!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: anyone who says they never tell a lie is lying to themselves at a preconscious level as their brain delays and misrepresents asynchronous inputs as a time-consistent stream. THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT

– Ryan

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