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What are the haps my friends


September 29th, 2011: Sometimes you want to leave your friends a note, but you know they'll take it way more seriously if it comes from the mouth of T-Rex! Sometimes instead of writing a note to your friends, you're writing it to yourself, but with the exact same expectation of T-Rex authority! And SOMETIMES, you want to stick these notes on things using a technology invented by Art Fry!

Okay listen I don't want to oversell this, but here we go:

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And then sometimes you stop to think about it, and you realize we're all taking a heck of a lot of risks, right? We're all living right on the edge. And you need to tell people! Have I got an apron for YOU and YOURS, my friend:

All this and more in the just-updated shoppe!


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Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: FUN FACT: i do some translating in the comics. t-rex originally said "i am a new tyrannosauroid, protomammals and juvenile protomammals!"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out