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What are the haps my friends


October 11th, 2011: So I've tried to warn everyone about cephalopods for years and years, and now we get to wake up to headlines like Giant prehistoric krakens may have sculpted self-portraits using ichthyosaur bones.

Try to act surprised, I guess?

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: how about you call your play "knaves ahoy", i will pay you 500 of what you'd call futurebux if you call it "knaves ahoy"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out