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November 1st, 2011: Last night I had a dinner with friends! It was one of the first times I'd gone out since I got Noam Chompsky seven weeks ago. Hooray for training dogs so that they can be left alone!

Also hooray for pals too, why not!


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One year ago today: how to bluff your way through every conversation about Sports Day, that loveable member of the Day household

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out