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November 9th, 2011: Both of these are real: "Yo" has been used as a pronoun and Ryan believes that even more cusses can be used instead of "bitches"! I am joining him in spreading this around. So feel free to be ENTIRELY JUSTIFIED in using either of these, because as the old saying goes, "speak the language you want to have, not the language you have".

(Not a real saying, I just made it up now and it's really just ripped off of that saying about dressing for jobs that says if you work a sucky job you should wear a pant suit because bosses love promoting folks in pant suits)

(Whoah it turns out pant suits are women's suits! I thought it was any suit with pants, I have been making references to my sweet pant suit for ages. WELL THAT EXPLAINS THE CHUCKLES)

NEW DINOSAUR COMICS BOOK! Dinosaur Comics: Everybody Knows Failure Is Just Success Rounded Down.

There's a very limited number of these that can be signed and sketched in by me, so if that sounds like the kind of thing you'd say "wow that is a good idea!" you should get on that quick!

The book features a year's worth of comics, awesome new indices including an n-gram analysis I ran, AND an introduction by Andrew Hussie, whose long-standing interest in me is well-documented. You can also get this and the other DC book in a two-pack full of savings! THIS IS THE WORLD WE LIVE IN; IT'S - IT'S PRETTY OKAY

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: three hidden comic extras enter the website's html markup - one of them leaves (it up to you to find the others)

– Ryan

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