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What are the haps my friends


November 14th, 2011: I am in Easthampton, doing all those signed requests for my new book you all ordered last week! Thank you everyone who did this! So far "fez" and "top hat" are popular choices, which is great, because they are also CLASSY choices. I have also drawn "T-Rex wearing Wee Rex as a hat" which was fun. GOOD HAT REQUESTS EVERYONE; KEEP IT UP.

I was supposed to be done signing today but my car broke down on the way and stranded me for exactly 24 hours while it was fixed. I stayed in a place where I could buy a bucket of microwaveable ribs that came in an actual bucket. The package said it was "equivalent" to a full rack of ribs, which could raise no more concerns even if "equivalent", "full", and "ribs" each had an asterisk after them.

ps: THON LIKES HOBO-DYER MAP

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: i've been saying "new autobiography title" after my friends say something particularly great, which is how joey comeau's autobiography has come to be called "are you saying NONE of us had sex all weekend? - the joey comeau story"

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out