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November 28th, 2011: It's so convenient that the universe speaks English, and it's not even olde-timey English or future crap! May I just say: nicely done, universe. If you want to look for words yourself, a combination of Pi-Search and the ASCII table (or any other encoding you want) will do the trick!

It's CYBER MONDAY in the US, and you know what that means! CRAZY SALES!!!! Well I am here to tell you here at The Dinosaur Comics store we have some crazy AWESOME things on sale, where "on sale" means "they are offered for sale at their usual good price and you will not be disappointed with the quality of the product you receive"!

LET'S ALL GET CRAZY AGAIN

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: the miracle of life has evolved an inordinate amount of tasty treats

– Ryan

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