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What are the haps my friends


November 28th, 2011: It's so convenient that the universe speaks English, and it's not even olde-timey English or future crap! May I just say: nicely done, universe. If you want to look for words yourself, a combination of Pi-Search and the ASCII table (or any other encoding you want) will do the trick!

It's CYBER MONDAY in the US, and you know what that means! CRAZY SALES!!!! Well I am here to tell you here at The Dinosaur Comics store we have some crazy AWESOME things on sale, where "on sale" means "they are offered for sale at their usual good price and you will not be disappointed with the quality of the product you receive"!

LET'S ALL GET CRAZY AGAIN


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: the miracle of life has evolved an inordinate amount of tasty treats

– Ryan

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