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What are the haps my friends


December 13th, 2011: Due to PURE INSANITY on my part, you can now purchase The Largest T-Rex Plus Ever In Time! He's enormous, bigger than some children, and he is in limited supply because INSANITY IS AT ITS LIMIT!! So soft, so giant, so great:

Perhaps... the perfect Christmas gift? He wants to live in your house; I'm pretty sure:

Speaking of Christmas, check out the holiday shipping deadlines beneath these words on the site! They are slipping by us like water in our open hands, one passes even today at noon!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: my diary on the day *i* failed to reach the south pole reads "dear diary: today at the office was pretty okay. got some good email forwards. chicken for dinner."

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out