What are the haps my friends

December 13th, 2011: Due to PURE INSANITY on my part, you can now purchase The Largest T-Rex Plus Ever In Time! He's enormous, bigger than some children, and he is in limited supply because INSANITY IS AT ITS LIMIT!! So soft, so giant, so great:

Perhaps... the perfect Christmas gift? He wants to live in your house; I'm pretty sure:

Speaking of Christmas, check out the holiday shipping deadlines beneath these words on the site! They are slipping by us like water in our open hands, one passes even today at noon!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: my diary on the day *i* failed to reach the south pole reads "dear diary: today at the office was pretty okay. got some good email forwards. chicken for dinner."

– Ryan

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