What are the haps my friends

December 13th, 2011: Due to PURE INSANITY on my part, you can now purchase The Largest T-Rex Plus Ever In Time! He's enormous, bigger than some children, and he is in limited supply because INSANITY IS AT ITS LIMIT!! So soft, so giant, so great:

Perhaps... the perfect Christmas gift? He wants to live in your house; I'm pretty sure:

Speaking of Christmas, check out the holiday shipping deadlines beneath these words on the site! They are slipping by us like water in our open hands, one passes even today at noon!

One year ago today: my diary on the day *i* failed to reach the south pole reads "dear diary: today at the office was pretty okay. got some good email forwards. chicken for dinner."

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out