What are the haps my friends

December 13th, 2011: Due to PURE INSANITY on my part, you can now purchase The Largest T-Rex Plus Ever In Time! He's enormous, bigger than some children, and he is in limited supply because INSANITY IS AT ITS LIMIT!! So soft, so giant, so great:

Perhaps... the perfect Christmas gift? He wants to live in your house; I'm pretty sure:

Speaking of Christmas, check out the holiday shipping deadlines beneath these words on the site! They are slipping by us like water in our open hands, one passes even today at noon!


Hey, my new book Romeo and/or Juliet comes out in less than a month! It's my choose-your-own-path version of the Shakespeare play featuring tons of great illustrations. To celebrate - and to also convince you to purchase it! - I've posted the first page, and every day we vote on which option to follow. We're doing a LET'S PLAY ROMEO AND/OR JULIET and you should totally join us!

One year ago today: my diary on the day *i* failed to reach the south pole reads "dear diary: today at the office was pretty okay. got some good email forwards. chicken for dinner."

– Ryan

big ups and shouts out