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December 16th, 2011: Thanks to John and Dr. Ms. Priya for their medical expertise in this matter!

What happens Monday? SO MANY THINGS, MOST OF THEM AWESOME!! IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER:

  • Feel Free To Talk To Me If I'm Wearing A Dinosaur Comics Shirt Day! starts at the stroke of midnight and goes all day long. If you're single and you'd like to meet someone who maybe reads the same comic as you, THIS IS YOUR CHANCE. If you've got one of my shirts, wear it, and if you don't have one, you can keep an eye out for someone who does! And if something awesome does happen, please email me about it: it'd be totally amazing if everything works out.
  • One of the last holiday shipping deadlines passes at noon. If you want stuff by Christmas eve, order by noon Monday and use UPS 2 or 3-day shipping! (This one was the non-awesome ones, I wish there were no holiday shipping deadlines but we live in REALITY)
  • Finally, at 7pm is my combination holiday party / book release party for my new book! We're doing a secret Santa gift exchange and Joey Comeau is gonna ask me personal questions on stage. SHOULD BE FUN?? Also all shipping deadlines to Canada have passed, so this is a great chance to get the book (signed, if you want! I will sign... ANYTHING) for someone.
Okay that concludes your Monday the 19th of December schedule for this year!

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: all riddles end with "what the hell??" and involve vin diesel, any "riddle" you come across that does not share these properties has been rewritten as a prank and should be reverted

– Ryan

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