What are the haps my friends

December 19th, 2011: Today is Feel Free To Talk To Me If I'm Wearing A Dinosaur Comics Shirt Day! It's happening worldwide RIGHT NOW. THE PLANET IS CHANGING AS WE SPEAK. Everyone, feel free to go for it! And let me know if any friendly good times result from it, okay??

TONIGHT is my combination holiday party / book release party for my new book! We're doing a secret Santa gift exchange and Joey Comeau is gonna ask me personal questions on stage. SHOULD BE FUN??

Finally, I'm sorry but TopatoCo has called all shipping deadlines - you guys just ordered too much stuff! We were down to the last few deadlines anyway, but if you order now and were hoping for delivery by December 24th, the safety of that hope is no longer guaranteed.

YOU LIKE TO READ: Probably, huh? Well GOOD NEWS: my book To Be or Not To Be (choose-your-own-path Hamlet!) is in the new Humble eBooks Bundle! Up to FIFTEEN books at a pay-what-you-want price, plus you support charity (and artists)! Definitely worth checking out, if you ask me.

NEW SHIRTS: As you may have noticed, I've spent the past all this year coming up with a new shirt design every month. Then I sold them for two weeks only! But now they're BACK... for two weeks only. Check them out! There are some PRETTY FRIGGIN' AWESOME shirts here. There's also a new one about dating, kinda?

One year ago today: wait, no! it's the t-1000, but instead of relentlessly working towards killing someone, it relentlessly works towards being a really really good pal

– Ryan

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