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December 19th, 2011: Today is Feel Free To Talk To Me If I'm Wearing A Dinosaur Comics Shirt Day! It's happening worldwide RIGHT NOW. THE PLANET IS CHANGING AS WE SPEAK. Everyone, feel free to go for it! And let me know if any friendly good times result from it, okay??

TONIGHT is my combination holiday party / book release party for my new book! We're doing a secret Santa gift exchange and Joey Comeau is gonna ask me personal questions on stage. SHOULD BE FUN??

Finally, I'm sorry but TopatoCo has called all shipping deadlines - you guys just ordered too much stuff! We were down to the last few deadlines anyway, but if you order now and were hoping for delivery by December 24th, the safety of that hope is no longer guaranteed.

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 1st-4th: All shipping methods except U.S.P.S. First-Class Package International Service™ are safe.
December 5th: International orders made not selecting U.S.P.S. Priority Mail Express International™ shipping will likely arrive in January.
December 10th: USPS FIRST CLASS and STANDARD may not make it in time and neither will USPS EXPRESS MAIL INTERNATIONAL.
December 14th: ALMOST NOTHING IS SAFE. USPS EXPRESS is the only safe USPS option. For FEDEX HOME/GROUND shipping it depends on where you are: refer to this map!
December 17th: A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE (IF THINGS PLACED ON OR AFTER THIS DATE ARRIVE BY THE 24TH, THAT IS)

One year ago today: wait, no! it's the t-1000, but instead of relentlessly working towards killing someone, it relentlessly works towards being a really really good pal

– Ryan

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