What are the haps my friends

December 22nd, 2011: T-Rex's sentence in the first panel is a snowclone! There's a bunch of them here on Language Log, which is also just about where the word originated! NOW YOU KNOW

To make sure the best gifts ever in time get to you when you want them, here are the HOLIDAY SHIPPING DEADLINES. Orders placed before or on these dates will get to you in time for Christmas!

December 5th: Last day that ALL US shipping methods are safe.
December 12th: Last day that to use USPS Priority or Express for international orders!
December 13th: Only USPS Priority Express or FedEx 2- for guaranteed Christmas delivery.
December 18th-December 19th: FedEx 2-Day and Overnight might work, but no promises!!

Here that is in GRAPHIC FORM!

One year ago today: meanwhile, in tudor england: william shakespeare is having act 2 of romeo and juliet end with all the characters getting on a boat... that soon hits an iceberg!! in my comic, i mean. i dunno what's happening meanwhile in tudor england in real life.

– Ryan

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