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January 4th, 2012: The folks over at Speed Demos Archive (of which the Devil is a fan) are running a SPEED RUN MARATHON starting today at 3pm EST: Awesome Games Done Quick. 100% of the money raised goes to support the Prevent Cancer Foundation, which has what has to be the most delightful straight-forward charity name possible. They're doing these runs live, have thrown down what they think their times will be on the schedule, and will be giving away prizes to the audience. Anyway I recommend you check it out this afternoon and over the next few days, and donate if you can!


GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: dinosaurs were around for 160 million years, so we can expect they had at least SIX dinosaur batmans, and we can expect our first batman by the year 24,797,989. MARK THAT ON YOUR CALENDARS.

– Ryan

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