T-Rex: Holy crap I just came up with the best dog name ever!
God: BETTER EVEN THAN DR LEONARD MCCOY OR BONES FOR SHORT
T-Rex: Quite possibly!! You get a dog and name him...

T-Rex: ...SIR.

T-Rex: "Come here, Sir!" you'll say, and in that instant everyone will know you are both 100% FREEBASED CLASSY. Hah hah! "Sir, did you poop on the floor?" "Please, Sir, stop humping! Sir! You embarrass us both."
Dromiceiomimus: You sound like a butler.
T-Rex: Exactly! This magical dog name turns you into a gentleman! BETTER: a gentleman's gentleman!

T-Rex: Getting a dog AND getting to roleplay being awesome and well-mannered for 12-18 years? SIGN ME UP.
Utahraptor: Nice!

Utahraptor: You have to pick up your dog's poop either way, so you might as well pretend he's a millionaire while you do it. "Good poops, Sir." you can say. "Here, have a treat. You, Sir, are a good dog."
T-Rex: I don't wanna sound crazy or anything but LET'S GET DOGS RIGHT NOW!!

Narrator: BUT IT TURNS OUT GOLDFISH ARE CHEAPER:
T-Rex: Excellent swimming, Sir! More smelly food flakes??
T-Rex: Don't die on me, Sir.