January 11th, 2012: So I have a reader, Jon, who it turns out has decided to seek adventure on the seas for a year with his girlfriend, Marta, which in itself is awesome. And in decorating his boat he went with T-Rex in a sailor hat - and it's an even cooler hat than the one T-Rex wears on the back of my book! And since Jon is awesome, he's decided to share the vector art for Pixel T-Rex In Pixel Sailor Hat with you (pdf file)!

JON AND MARTA I AM KINDA JEALOUS OF YOUR LIFE, I WOULD LIKE TO LIVE ON THE HIGH SEAS, THERE I SAID IT

GUESS WHAT JUST CAME OUT: IT'S MY NEW BOOK!! If you've ever wondered what you'd do if you were stranded in the past, wonder no longer! With HOW TO INVENT EVERYTHING, you'll reinvent civilization from scratch, no matter what time period you're in. You'll become the single most influential, decisive, and important person ever born. You'll make history...

...better.

Here's the trailer!

One year ago today: is it non-canon because the exhibit ACTUALLY closes in two hours

– Ryan